> "I'm thirty-six. I used to work at a department store before I got arrested. I dropped out of college when I was twenty, since it was a waste of money and I wasn't doing well. I also used to live with my girlfriend... or... ex-girlfriend now. She probably wants to forget all about me. I've probably brought her great shame. Tell me about yourself."

> You say you were employed as an office assistant.

> You say you were employed as a substitute teacher.

> You say you were employed as a fast food worker.

> You say you were employed as a valet driver.